Intro[]
Okay, a lot of current readers probably don't know who I am. Let's just say I was around a while ago posting rants about controversial topics within the Star Warfare franchise. Most people will either not care, agree but still contribute to the problem, or maybe by a small chance, actually agree with me and try to eradicate the problem. I'm not literally going to rant about everything, just everything on Star Warfare 2's PvP side of things.
Normal PvP[]
We all know Star Warfare's PvP has been pure garbage since day 1 back at Alien Invasion. Bunch of hackers, then combos, and so forth. But holy hell, Star Warfare 2's is by far much worse. At least on the US/EU server, it is impossible to have a good game. You either get two sharp ends of the sword; either noobs who rage-quit the moment you kill them, or fully prestiged retards who team up because "oh that's my friend on Palringo". You see, unlike SW1 where it's a lot harder to keep track of players, usernames appear above you in SW2 matches. The moment one sees a familiar name, they flash their weapons in some sort of "NOTICE ME SENPAI" fashion. Because Star Warfare 2 requires the latest iPad Air 2 in order to actually run without lag, not a whole lot of users play it. This is why there is a very small amount of fully leveled and prestiged users in comparison to Star Warfare 1. Furthermore, earning mithril comes at a much slower rate, so the incentive to remain comitted is challenged.
Let me just ask you people one question: Can I please, please, PLEASE, have a SINGLE civil game in which veteran players actually PLAY the game? What fun is there in teaming up to "LOL PWN NOOBS" and fire your weapons in the air like an inbred redneck? I can't play a single game of F4A or even god damn Team Deathmatch without these idiot turkeys teaming up.
Also, just about every veteran knows to harass me, because they take it so personal when I refuse to team up with them. It's not rocket science--if the game has assigned us on separate teams, then we should fight each other. I can't tell you how many players have added me to their friends list, only to remove and "hunt" me as soon as they realize I don't team up. Like they think I have something against them and they are acting in self defense. Because that is simply not true. I don't team up because I think that's retarded. I don't take it personal if I have to actually challenge myself by fighting another user who has the same equipment as me, though it does piss me off when my equal-leveled teammate doesn't do anything or gets mad because I won't team up with his clan buddy. Oh and before you go and comment "Lol you probably are just mad because you suck", just stop. I am not going to waste my time replying to your idiotic remarks. I am not the best player. I wouldn't even say I'm a good player. I use an older iPad and suffer from terrible frame rate issues (LOL HE'S BLAMING THE LAG). Being the best of the best is not my concern, nor will it ever be. At the end of the day, it's just a game. But for all of those who have clan matches and jerk off at each other when someone "betrays" in-game, I can't say the same.
Mutant[]
Mutant is a great game mode and is my favorite. I prefer Mutant over normal PvP, primarily for the reasons mentioned above. There are no fancy kill streaks, perks, or any CoD aspects like that. Shoot the boss, get points, go on a rampage. Mutant is normally flooded by faceless guest accounts (just the way I like it). And just about every match that I enter gets wiped to extinction by rage-quitting. Now as much as I can sit there and laugh about the cowards that can't handle my "uber haxx0r skillz", there is a part of me that gets mildly annoyed when they leave, because that leaves the remaining sessions, idiotic "LOL PALRINGO MITHRIL SWAG" PvP rooms. You'd think faceless Helium lemmings wouldn't have feelings (after all, they don't care about the game enough to register a name). I just don't understand all the rage-quitting. Do they leave because they can't kill me? Like hell that's the reason. They're just going to fumble around with their starter rocket launcher, then waste their damage points and still use the default attacks, then absolutely suck as the mutant with their predictable attacks and poor accuracy (You never even had a chance). Do they leave because I use expensive attacks? Well what am I supposed to do with all those damage points? Be an idiot like the rest of them and not spend them? Screw that noise. You can call me the Janitor, because I seem to be pretty skilled at sweeping Mutant rooms clean.
Closing Crap[]
I don't expect this rant to help at all. However, if there is at least one soul out there who reads this and understands where I am coming from, then that is enough to satisfy me. Then again, this rant has cursing in it (which may or may not violate the wiki's current guidelines), so an admin may see this and censor the wording.
Thanks for reading, rant over, goodbye.